lasagna

When a guy diarrheas all over a girls face and then spreads it around with his dick blinding her.

He then surprises her with different moves for more sexual tension.

Kelsey and I had some great lasagna last night

by abdawg12345678 August 20, 2009

southern lasagne

an unkempt and unclean woman's pubic region during the crimson tide....lips=lasagna noodle, cheese=cheese, blood=sauce mama mia!!

Tony Fabrioni enjoys eating his grandmother's homeade southern lasagna.

by unavailable March 26, 2004

Punching the Lasagna

A male masturbation technique: Masturbating with a block of cheese until the penis bleeds.

Billy was punching the lasagna in the corner and began to cry.

by Benobledark December 15, 2007

Bitch Lasagna

When a gay couple has a threesome

Bob and Tom gave Jim some bitch lasagna last night

by XxxAssMaster69xxX November 23, 2018

Bitch Lasagna

A Bitch Lasagna is when someone is looking for attention or to beat someone to the number one spot

You're such a Bitch Lasagna.

by Pubg copied H1Z1 November 3, 2018

lasagna

A haircut typically sported by male fans of EBM music. Distinguished by a shaven head with a small patch of hair left at the top which resembles the Italian dish, lasagna.

Look at that hot lasagna.
That's a nice slice of lasagna he's got.

by kommandantK September 16, 2008

Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

the affirmation of future meetings perchance to conclude the aforementioned meeting or passing.
see you later
A phrase to say: see you later

That was a nice talk, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

Damn you got a phat ass, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!
I was just letting you know you are fine as hell, and if I can't be your man, I want to be your friend just so I can be near you, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

by ninjawarriordex August 24, 2007