by Downstrike September 13, 2004

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

The force that compels any given driver to remain faithful to the lane they have chosen despite the other lane(s) appearing to move faster.
Other names for this are "fear" or "laziness".
A common enemy of the loyal and a good cause of passive aggressive driving is the merge hopper.
Other names for this are "fear" or "laziness".
A common enemy of the loyal and a good cause of passive aggressive driving is the merge hopper.
"...H-hey, where are you going? You just merged in front of me 2 minutes ago! Don't you have any lane loyalty?! I DON'T WANT TO SIT HERE ALONE"
by TRoaster October 18, 2011

This man is usually a guitarist, doesn't have much look with love but is a pretty cool guy. Can be mates with his cousin tho....
by tobythedrumguy123 February 11, 2022

Why do all these dumb Floridians travel 10 miles under the speed limit in the passing lane all the damn time!?
by logicaliforn May 1, 2011

When excess underwear traffic squeezes in on your crotch rocket. You have to find some breathing room, commit to a line and hope everything stays in its designated lane.
by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

"Hey, wanna go to Abbey Lane and go on the swings, go down one of the 7 slides or crawl through the tires?"
"How about all three?"
"How about all three?"
by Levittown old-timer August 12, 2008
