by Wikey tikey May 16, 2020

Used to describe something that is so lame that the describer himself must absorb an amount of lameness in order to provide an adequate description.
A - "So, the other day, I was surfing the internet and needed a soda. On the way to the fridge across the hall, I got tired and had to sit down."
B - "What? Seriously? It's, like, - "
A - "Five metres away, I know."
B - "Dude, sorry but that is mondo-lame."
A - "Mondo-lame? That's a stupid expression."
B (pouting) - "Agreed."
B - "What? Seriously? It's, like, - "
A - "Five metres away, I know."
B - "Dude, sorry but that is mondo-lame."
A - "Mondo-lame? That's a stupid expression."
B (pouting) - "Agreed."
by auriphiliac3 April 8, 2010

"I know everyone knows it now but I was one of the first 100,000 people to have seen "Gangnam Style" on Youtube."
"Wow! That's some claim to lame! Have you considered putting that on your business card?"
"Wow! That's some claim to lame! Have you considered putting that on your business card?"
by Portmaguese1 October 7, 2012

Lame Boyz is the lamest thing you would ever see. It is a wonderful community where u can suck dicks and shit.
by David has a big dick March 26, 2023

No i will not be going to the new twi-lame movie. Besides what kind of a main character is a vegetarian-vampire.
by southpawhunter December 4, 2011

*your friends fangirling about something you don't care about* "Oh my gosh, you guys. I'm so lamed out by your conversation."
by spazzyazy01 June 20, 2015

When a nude female straddles a male with his cock out and no penetration is made but she takes the cock in her hands behind her back near her ass region and humps while jerking him behind her back like simulating fake sexual intercourse (aka Fucking).
by BoyWithBallsOnChin June 6, 2010
