Kalab is a rare latin beauty. he is the most beautiful Peruvian girl. he is really smart & at the same time he is a bad ass. he is strong sexy kind & incredibly gifted between the heets. A great kisser & a personality that will have you thinking, "hes amazing". A great friend. he dont take shit from anyone. hes Not only beautiful on the inside but also on the outside. he has beautiful big eyes, brown hair, & a great body. he has the triple "B" factor BRAIN, BODY, & BEAUTY he's outgoing, generous but stubborn. he's an amazing girlfriend if you have a kalab as a girlfriend or friend dont let him go, if you do you are stupid. he really commits to a relationship, he will never break up with you without a good reason. he is loyal & trustworthy,Everything any girl could ever dream of. God really took his time making him he is simply one of his perfect creation.Her weakness is falling in love. If he gets hurt by girls alot he will just start fucking around and wont date for a while. Dont betray him trust because its hard to earn it in the first place. Family means the world to him. but thime are some rough patches between them. Friends are what keeps him up in him times of need. if you wanna have him in your life, keep it real. Fake people are easily spoted by kalab & he will FUCK you up if you do him wrong. not only he will destroy u, but he has alot of people that would kill or take a bullet for him.
by kalab .y April 21, 2022
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Jas: OMG YES I would do anything for him!
Jalen: yea J you down bad fa this nigha😂
Jas: OMG YES I would do anything for him!
Jalen: yea J you down bad fa this nigha😂
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