jobbyjobber

An object the name of which presently escapes the speaker, like "whatchamacallit" or "thingamajig." This word is a placeholder article.

"Hand me that jobbyjobber."
"Have you seen my jobbyjobber?"

by whipsmart626 October 18, 2008

Jabbin'

Jabbing or jabbin' is when a guy rolls over in the morning and attempts to wake up the sexy piece of ass beside him by repeatedly poking her with his boner. It's a fun way to coax a girl, or boy, into another round of last night's torrid interaction -- or finish business Monsieur Whiskey Dick may have put a stop to. (A popular strategy and perhaps your last chance to part ways with a fair to moderate sexual reputaion).

Jabbin: Best used with a connotation to one-night-stands, often used by men in a stale marriage, always used in reference to morning wood and currently leading Folgers in the polls for 'best part of waking up'.

I woke up with prime morning wood so started jabbin' on this chicks butt - just poking around, ya know - and she rolled over with a smile!

by sensuousDilJob September 27, 2012

hand jobber

Term for asian woman that preforms happy ending massages

Look at that korean in the higs heels and short skirt. She is for sure a hand jobber.

by Pool Guy4L June 18, 2010

jobbed

when something unfortunate has happened to someone

I lost $10; I got jobbed.

by john March 2, 2005

jibbi

The Owner Of A Popular Chat-Room Called HABBO HOTEL.
It does not mean that you stab someone, if you want to say you stabbed someone, the correct word is CHIB! (See Owen I Told U!)

''Look Theres Jibbi!''
''Who's Jibbi?''
''The Manager Of Habbo Hotel!''

by Tom January 9, 2004

Jobby

jobbyest, n; jobbies, pl

(1) combination of hobby and job
(2) the requirements and responsibilities of a job, but the pay of a hobby
(3) typically, the jobbyest believes they have a job, but reasonable people may disagree

Jobby examples include: PTA president, golf course marshal, churchwarden, most activities engaged in by stay-at-home parents

by sprtagt September 9, 2010

Curb-jabbi

Instantaniously grabbing a random girls pussy while pretending to fall off a curb.

"Dag Yo, Karl curb-jabbied Chelsea today at lunch"

by BB April 6, 2004