jeshuga

When is a girl is hot and wild.

Damn did you see that jeshuga girl!

by ladysupalova April 20, 2008

Jessica

Often seen and accused of being a slut, that is not the case. She is faithful as a puppy. She can be a little crazy at times, but also wise, and typically more intelligent than she puts off.

Jessica knows her stuff when it comes to real life but she can get a bit feisty!

by JSuzie July 15, 2019

Segway Jesus

Person with Jesus like qualities (long hair, sandals, beard) who floats around from place to place on a segway, no matter how close or far away the destination may be. Typically embraces their own resemblance to Jesus.

Hey, check it out. It's a segway Jesus on his way to the mail center.

by Segway Jesus Observer March 20, 2009

Jesus bar

The handle found directly above the seats of most motor vehicles. May or may not be retractable. It's primary use is to be gripped as the passenger prays, swears, or screams.

He grabbed the Jesus bar as she took the car on two wheels.

by schizoartist October 26, 2004

Jesselyn

absolute perfection, A wonderful girl with the most adorable smile in the world. She has the cutest laugh and is absolutely gorgeous.

Whoah Check out that girl over there! She must be a Jesselyn. shes Gorgeous

by RemmYAlleNSHamUMkAY November 26, 2010

Jessyka

is a beautiful person inside and out. she inspires people to be like her. She can bring out a smile to anyones face. if you need help just turn to jessyka she'll do whatever it takes to help you out. they are very trustworthy and are amazing singers. she can be a bit rough on the edges but shes soft on the inside once you get to know her. it does take effort to become jessykas friend but its worth it. NEVER EVER get on her bad side.

person 1: shes so beautiful who is she?
person 2: i think thats a Jessyka

person 1: wow her smile just made me feel so better
Person 2: thats jessyka for you

by girl who loves her Jessyka July 23, 2011

Zombie Jesus Day

Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...

Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics on April 8, 2007.

Happy Zombie Jesus Day! *huggles*

by RhapsodyEternal April 24, 2007