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Jewish Turd

A Jewish Turd refers to a Jewish male.
Martin Silverbergstein is a classic Jewish Turd.
by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009
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Jewish Cowboy

The Jewish Cowboy is a homosexual sex position. One man sits in a chair, while another man rides him facing the same direction as the man on the bottom. The man on the bottom reaches around to jack off the man on top. Right before the man on top ejaculates, he turns around and splooges on the mans chest in the shape of the star of David.
Man 1: Hey my good, homosexual friend, would you like to engage in a Jewish Cowboy with me?

Man 2: I have been waiting all day for you to ask me this question.

Man 1: Than let us hop right to it!
by bluewaffles13 January 24, 2011
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jewish guilt

An extremely horrible guilt trip best exicuted by Jewish people in which they make you feel guilty for wanting something they need. Not to be confused with catholic guilt
Hey dad can I have this chili in the fridge. Shure but I will die if you eat it because I haven't had food in days. Dad stop jewish guilting me.
by Christa April 14, 2015
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jewish jesus taco

When a male and a female has sex, and the male's penis is cut off by the female and the male summons a fire dragon to kill the female.
Sometimes, it can also mean:
When each end of a bottle is put into a vagina/ass of a female/male and the bottle breaks. If it is 'ass' and 'male' it is commonly known as Jewish Jesus Sausage.
"Me and Bobby did the 'Jewish Jesus Taco'."
by [UNKNOWN] December 7, 2013
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Jewish Nose job

The act of eating a girls ass and plowing her pussy with your nose. Usually only Jewish men can accomplish this because of the size of their nose.
Tiffany liked the Jewish Nose Job I gave her.
by The Jewish Teacher October 13, 2020
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jewish sunflower

hold on... let me cut you a jewish sunflower....*farts*
by ressaler December 15, 2008
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Jewish Shower

When you are taking a shower with someone and they pass gas turning your hot steamy shower into a gas chamber!

Being tricked into entering a shower and it ends up being a gas chamber.
Angie why did you run out of the bathroom?

I was taking a shower with Bill, and he gave me a Jewish shower!
by ABBryan January 5, 2011
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