new jersey

The worst state in the history of the US.

Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.
"man dude, this place is way to underdeveloped for the amount of people"

"that's cause it's new jersey"

"oh. It's the worst state ever..."
by ressaler September 22, 2009
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tinteresting

the words "to" and "interesting" combined into one word
that girl shaved her cooch in tinteresting shapes
by ressaler February 25, 2010
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ROFS

Abbreviation for "Roll On Floor Seizing"

A variation on ROFL (Roll On Floor Laughing)
"OMG you're so funnny"

"ROFS I know!"

"ROFS? Do you need to go to the hospital???"
by ressaler September 23, 2009
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nixon

When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.
Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!
by Ressaler July 16, 2006
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dateosaurus rex

noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.
Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.
by Ressaler October 10, 2008
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skin cup

when a male's penis and testicles are "hanging low" and cover his butt hole when he is sitting down and or scooching up in his chair.
Man I am having a low hangin' day. I've totaly got a skin cup goin' on!
by Ressaler July 16, 2006
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jewish sunflower

hold on... let me cut you a jewish sunflower....*farts*
by ressaler December 15, 2008
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