ressaler's definitions

jewish sunflower

a fart

hold on... let me cut you a jewish sunflower....*farts*

by ressaler December 15, 2008

Arizona

where hopes and dreams go to die.

The people from arizona are just fine. even great. Arizona though, is the hell of anything good in life. Even worse than Philadelphia

Life is good, and will continue to be good, cuase you're not in Arizona anymore!

by ressaler March 7, 2009

ROFS

Abbreviation for "Roll On Floor Seizing"

A variation on ROFL (Roll On Floor Laughing)

"OMG you're so funnny"

"ROFS I know!"

"ROFS? Do you need to go to the hospital???"

by ressaler September 23, 2009

tinteresting

the words "to" and "interesting" combined into one word

that girl shaved her cooch in tinteresting shapes

by ressaler February 25, 2010

new jersey

The worst state in the history of the US.

Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.

"man dude, this place is way to underdeveloped for the amount of people"

"that's cause it's new jersey"

"oh. It's the worst state ever..."

by ressaler September 22, 2009

interngenuity

The ingenuity used by the office or shop intern to accomplish the tasks that no one else wants to do efficiently and effectivly. Usually used when this ingenuity is unexpected or surprising.

Man intern! You got us that coffee darn quick! And with creamer too?!?! Way to use your interngenuity

by ressaler October 10, 2008

irish rose

a fart

hold on... I'll cut you an Irish Rose....*farts*

by ressaler December 15, 2008