Definitions by ressaler

tinteresting 

the words "to" and "interesting" combined into one word

that girl shaved her cooch in tinteresting shapes

tinteresting by ressaler February 25, 2010

ROFS 

Abbreviation for "Roll On Floor Seizing"

A variation on ROFL (Roll On Floor Laughing)

"OMG you're so funnny"

"ROFS I know!"

"ROFS? Do you need to go to the hospital???"

ROFS by ressaler September 23, 2009

new jersey 

The worst state in the history of the US.

Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.

"man dude, this place is way to underdeveloped for the amount of people"

"that's cause it's new jersey"

"oh. It's the worst state ever..."

new jersey by ressaler September 22, 2009

Arizona 

where hopes and dreams go to die.

The people from arizona are just fine. even great. Arizona though, is the hell of anything good in life. Even worse than Philadelphia

Life is good, and will continue to be good, cuase you're not in Arizona anymore!

Arizona by ressaler March 7, 2009

irish rose

a fart

hold on... I'll cut you an Irish Rose....*farts*

irish rose by ressaler December 15, 2008

jewish sunflower

a fart

hold on... let me cut you a jewish sunflower....*farts*

jewish sunflower by ressaler December 15, 2008

interngenuity 

The ingenuity used by the office or shop intern to accomplish the tasks that no one else wants to do efficiently and effectivly. Usually used when this ingenuity is unexpected or surprising.

Man intern! You got us that coffee darn quick! And with creamer too?!?! Way to use your interngenuity

interngenuity by ressaler October 10, 2008