Jingi

A variation of the boogie-man. This evil monster lives under your bed. It usually chooses to live under the bed of 13-16 year old girls. The Jingi spends one week under your bed, only coming out when you are asleep or out to sniff your clothes or roll around in your carpet. After one to two weeks the Jingi leaves to find another victim.

What the fuck!?! My underwear is missing. I must have a Jingi under my bed.

by Jasawr November 30, 2010

Jingling Bill

A dollar's worth of change.

I'm so broke, I had to check the couch cushions to get a jingling bill for the dollar menu.

by WordSmithEER April 21, 2011

jing banga

Australian term for 1 gram of Marijuana.

"Gary mate, wanna smoke a jing banga?"

"Do you want to buy a jing banga?"

by xGaryMatex August 1, 2012

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

jing paradox

A phenomenon where the subject is mathematically ensured a safe trip but is victim of some twist of fate resulting in utter raging and disappointment in the concept of math.

A:DUDE!I PICKED OUT THE BAD APPLE 3 TIMES IN A ROW!FROM A BATCH OF 100 APPLES!WTF MAN!
B: Looks like u just experienced the Jing Paradox.

by dude24564578679 March 13, 2014

jingle snap

The act of farting while your balls jingle in a blueballsish way

I can tell by your expression that you just had a jingle snap

by Bofadeeznut5 December 6, 2015

jingle cans

When you have many beer cans or soda cans in the bed of your pick up and at 80mph you hear them jingle

Y'all hear them there jingle cans them present times is here

by Southern redneck May 1, 2016