A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.
1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.
2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.
3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.
3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
by Jake toolman June 17, 2018
Get the Jakemug. amazing sexalicius man beast, covered in freckles and brown hair. But sadly is a man whore. woe to the world
Jake should not be section leader
by Shellhouse September 28, 2017
Get the Jakemug. Usually wears glasses has loads of freinds. Nervous about asking girls out. Not sure if he picked the right girl.
by XxSuperTuberxX November 2, 2017
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.
by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s
by Big wubbie February 4, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Jake is the cutest, sweetest, most adorable guy you’ll ever meet. It would be extremely hard not to have a crush on him. If you’re friends, he will always be there for you. He always sticks up for people, and doesn’t even let his friends be rude about someone. He is super laid back, but also outgoing, funny, and smart. His smile is extremely adorable and his laugh is contagious. It’s hard to be sad around Jake.
Person 1: Hey see that guy over there? He’s extremely cute, don’t you think?
Person 2: Yeah he is, his name is probably Jake.
Person 2: Yeah he is, his name is probably Jake.
by hugallurfriends April 14, 2019
Get the Jakemug.