jacked

1. Verb: Past tense

Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
Commonly refers to robbery, theft, misuse, seizure, possesion.

2. Adjective

Well muscled, iron-bound, pumped.

1. "Yo, I got up to go to the bathroom and some jerk jacked my seat"
or
"Yesterday I jacked a pack of gum from the mall."

2. "That weightlifter sure is jacked. Too bad he's on steroids."

by Miranda November 21, 2003

Gold Jacket, Green Jacket

1. A precursor to "Who gives a shit?" Found in the movie "Happy Gilmore."

"Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?"--Happy Gilmore

by algorhythm February 16, 2006

Nice Jacket

Polite way of telling someone to fuck off or leave you alone.

You look like a shit today. Nice jacket mate...
What are you waiting for? Nice jacket

by Vladimíra September 18, 2015

JacKenway

JacKenway belongs to the Kenway Family.He's hot, brown and lives in UK. He's a cool guy with 69 sea hoes and 420 penguins. He's the last known member of the Assassins who's still fkin high and alive. Pro in Football(Not American Shit) and Basketball. Big Fan of Miles Away and Manchester City is his life

Hey, I saw that God JacKenway kissing a girl down the alley

JacKenway can play for MCFC, u know!

by Shooterah November 3, 2019

Nasty Jacked

Getting figuratively raped, Or having gotten as such. To be beaten figuratively or literally in such a way, that you feel like someone jacked off onto your soul.

As in:

The boys Varsity lacrosse team just got beaten by 7th grade girl's. NASTY JACKED

Can be used as a descriptive, or action word as such:

"Damn man you see that hot chick"

"Yeah"

"You should go out with her"

"I already have, we fucked"

"How was it???"

"Turns out shes my 2nd cousin"

"AHAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, you just got NASTY JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKEEEDDDD"

by johnny mc awesome July 19, 2009

Hammer Jacked

Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.

Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.

by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020

jacked

very strong, huge muscles

Has he been working out? He looks jacked!

by meeeeeee July 1, 2004