Nick Jonas and the Administration 

Nick Jonas' side project from the Jonas Brothers. Suprisingly amazing!

Sometimes abreviated to 'NJATA'

'Oh hey man, did you hear about NJATA?'

'You mean Nick Jonas and the Administration? No way dude! I thought it was just me who liked them?'

Nick Jonas and the Administration by Nick's lovaaaaaaaa January 7, 2010

Jonathan

An amazing and very sexy man who always thinks of others before himself. He is normally an amazing boyfriend/husband/friend who always finds the small things that you like and will do anything to make you happy. Every girl wishes that they could have him as a boyfriend/husband, but he only picks sweet, classy, innocent women who are normally extremely attractive. He is always an amazing listener who never wants to hurt the ones that he loves.

Fat Girl: Man, I wish I could be with Jonathan, I've been in love with him forever and he never seems to date me or see me that way.
Friend: Yeah, you have to be a special type of person to be with a Jonathan. I hear Jonathans are very picky.

Jonathan by enclosed October 18, 2010

Jonas haters

Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.

an example of something you may hear from the mouths called 'Jonas haters' when prompted:

"I think for myself."

Jonas haters by SlimTony June 8, 2009

jonarena 

Synonymous with Gonorrhea. A virus or drain on one's health. Can be identified typically through uncontrolled outbursts of emotional rage, incoherent excuses for socially unacceptable behavior, or other acts of extreme domestic, verbal, or automobile related violence.

Usually a byproduct of null brain activity due to the absence of 'the chipmunks refusing to spin the wheel.'

"He was pulling a jonarena as soon as I saw that blank look on his face..."

jonarena by Normalomg February 4, 2007

jonasus 

a sexy beast that can be a slag

omd jonasus u slag

jonasus by mrnitrodown July 6, 2011

Jonah Scammed 

When you scam someone really hard that they shit themselves.

Jonah: Let's have a knife fight mid.
Bridger: Okay.
Jonah: *uses a poison dart M249"
Bridger: Jonah Scammed

Jonah Scammed by Richa Narahari September 18, 2018

jonalis 

She’s pretty she’s thick she does not say anything when anyone says about her in her face cause she try’s to control her anger and she’s hates fake people and likes to be herself she’s so cute a loving and I would date her if I could because she’s loyal asf and does anything for anyone and I love her 🤗⁉️💍❤️😇😍🤩😭

Jonalis is thick smart and the best

jonalis by Lerenda January 6, 2019