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A Thicc kid that is the hottest kid at sage valley Jr high.
Bridger is thicc
by not bridger September 21, 2018
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A quiet and reserved person. Extremely intelligent and protective of loved ones, though usually in a passive way. Prefers a quiet life and loves to collect things. They are very trustworthy although they don't often extend that trust to others easily. With an unbeatable wit and humorous charm, they can blend into any conversation although they tend to hold their tongue until the opportune moment. Very sound in mind and a person would do well to listen to the opinions and advice of a Bridger as they only see in black and white as they are and always have an "outside the box" perspective on life.
Got a problem? Think like a Bridger!
by Angelberry July 20, 2010
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Bridger is a man who has a very addictive personality, usualy loves playing video games and sports with a side bonus of many women, he always has at least 3 girls wraped around his finger at all times. loves his music and his job which he makes bank off of. He is a very good friend although a douche bag at time, he will go out of his way to help someone in need. very kind hearted an respectfull man.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the basket ball game?

Guy 2: Ya, that dude had a bunch of chicks around him after they won, some guys get all the luck

Guy 1: Well you cant blame him, hes a bridger
by Temoneous November 25, 2009
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a man who has an extremely large and thick penis, drives nice cars and is very self centered, only gives to girls he likes and buys them a shit load of things. he is very popular and is always with friends and hangs at parties.
1) ohhh!! lucky!!! you slept with a bridger!!!!!
2) oh god you had a bridger size penis in you!!!!
3) how was your night with that bridger?
by 69vanessa69 July 20, 2010
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The area of human anatomy which "bridges" the scrotum and the anus. Known to accumulate various forms of human waste. (see perineum)
Billy has been stewing in his farts all day; he must now check his bridger for duck butter.
by M. Guinness July 23, 2014
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A man, usually who lives alone or with a roommate, never a girl who gives such mind blowing sex, that most women cannot remember their own names afterword, much less his name. Hence the living alone bit.
Girl 1- How was your date last night?
Girl 2- Dammit i was with a bridger, i am extremely satisfied, yet i have the oddest amnesia
by mitchellmaier October 19, 2008
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Bridger is the thiccest kid at sage valley Jr high and a Fucking legend and a bad typer
Bridger is sooooook thicccc
by not bridger September 21, 2018
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