Isle Of Wight

Isle Of Wight or Isle Of 'White' as known by locals.

Small island of the south coast of England. Extremely beautiful.

Unfortunatly foreigners and mainlanders feel the need to move there. although they will NEVER be welcome.

Pollyanna: Look mummy, over there! a foreigner!!

Mother: Shoot em baby! dont want anyone on our Isle Of Wight..

Pollyanna: okay mama.. wel feed em to our pigs..

by LOVE_MY_ISLAND February 5, 2010

islamofascisterrorist

N: 1. a person who offends everybody in the world by there presence here.
2. someone who can't help but be romolicious
3. anybody who thinks manele is music

Nicolais Guta is the biggest islamofascisterrorist in the world, behind Gigi Becali.

by mangot December 11, 2006

Presque Isle

Presque Isle is a small, friendly community in Northern Maine, near the border of Canada. It is typically confused with being in Southern Maine because of its name, which is pretty much French for "Almost an Island". It really couldn't be further from the truth as it is mainly potato farms, windmills, moose, and trees!

Her: Hi! So where are you from?
Me: Up in Presque Isle, Maine :)
Her: Oh! So you're on the coast! I've always wanted to visit there!
Me: Uhh, no. Presque Isle is actually in Northern Maine... in the moose territory... near Canada...
Her: Oh...

by the nicksta January 8, 2011

British Isles

The British Isles is the collective name for the islands of Britain, Ireland, the Isle of Man, the Channel Islands and all of the surrounding islets. The term is used mainly referring to weather and nature stuff, and also has some cultural use. Some Irish people have hard reservations about the term being applied to the island of Ireland, and so the British and Irish governments no longer use it. But Irish people who are not insecure about Ireland's future have no problem with the term, recognising that its just the name of a place, not a secret government.

Origin: Britain and Ireland were called "Britain" and "Britanis" in Roman times, which translates as Great Britain and Little Britain.

"This species of owl can be found throughout the British Isles.."

"Ireland was separated from the British Isles in 1922, we went out and cut it loose, so fuck off with your owls"

by Robert_HS March 22, 2006

Islamophobia

Fear of Islam or Muslims. In practice, it is used by politically correct leftists and ultra-sensitive Muslims to silence any criticism of Islamic brutality, misogyny, antisemitism, homophobia, etc. The inference is that criticism of Islam is a mental disorder and that anyone who criticizes the more extreme aspects of Islam must hate all Muslims. In reality, almost nobody hates all Muslims. We have no problem with the Islam where people just practice their religion.

Any politician who criticizes female oppression in the Islamic world is bound to accused of Islamophobia.

by Pillowpants0804 September 14, 2013

isle of white

1) An incorrect spelling of the Isle of Wight, in Southern England.

2) Used by both Islanders and non-islanders about the Isle of Wight having an extremely high percentage of white people compared to the rest of England.

1) person a: I went to the Isle of white last week
person b: You mean the Isle of Wight?

2) person a: I went to the Isle of wight last week and we walked in to a pub and were just stared at. Didn't see another black person all week.
person b: They don't call it the isle of white for nothing!

by Suverner February 5, 2009

iLemon

When your expensive iDevice turns into an expensive lemon.

My iPhone got dropped into the toilet. It's an iLemon now.

by Captain Park My Plen Tu-Sun June 4, 2012