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Instacrash

1. When a piece of technology fucks you over by turning off or breaking just as you were about to do something important.

2. When something or someone screws you over.

3. When you're so tired that you pass out on the spot.
1. "Man my PC just instacrashed when I was about to level up to Uber Hardcore."

2. "This chick just instacrashed my balls - I really thought I was gonna get laid tonight."

3. "Just as Johnny was about to walk out the door, he instacrashed on the curb."
by Vex Skyler October 1, 2011
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instagram purge

Event that started on July 19th 2014 where all the hateful/rejected/sadistic/heartless bastards on Instagram post compromising images (i.e. nudes) of people who trusted them with said images.
Asshole boyfriend: "She said No... Oh this bitch goin' down" *posts nudes of now ex-girlfriend on Instagram* "Hahahahahaha #Instagram Purge"
by King Kong Slong July 23, 2014
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instagram

a website where girls backs get broken
by hosaynotjoseph July 5, 2022
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Instacrap

The vast plethora of instant and frozen meals and other foodstuffs, loaded full of chemicals and salt, made from the reconstituted offcuts of various animals and packaged as a delicious, convenient alternative to proper cooking.
That woman in front of me at the checkout has a whole trolley load of instacrap.
by Moonriver March 12, 2010
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instagram thot

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an instagram thot is a typically teenage girl that uses her natural beauty or makeup to gain followers

millielouiseexx is a thot which means she uses her beauty for followers
by bigpeenbenjamin November 5, 2019
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Instagram high

The Instagram is a obsession with taking selfies and posting pointless pictures of food for no bloody reason and find happiness in this obsession
Hey I got new car, but first let me take a selfie and post it on Instagram to help my Instagram high.
by The bitch55 April 29, 2014
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Instagram

A social media app that is for ages 12+ and u can see pictures, post them and DM your friends
OMG Lexi follow me on instagram so we can chat
by Tituana March 28, 2017
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