F-Mail

F-mail is shortened from the term "facebook mail" which is the private message service provided for facebook accounts.

Dude, i lost my phone. If you need to contact me just F-Mail me

by GillesBáthory May 5, 2009

Scum mail

When a person of the opposite sex sends your significant other a message via any messaging or social media platform, etc. and they are not worthy.

You got scum mail.

"Babe who just snapped you?"

"Oh, don't worry boo that's just scum mail."

by MeganAmerica February 17, 2017

junk mail

shit that takes up space in your mailbox or e-mail that you don't want

it would be funny to send the people who mail you the junk mail a bunch of crap so you can block up their e-mail

by lunar shadows August 2, 2004

knee mail

n. a prayer to God, or whatever higher being you believe in

"My girlfriend is "late" on her period,I better send out some knee mail"

by Billy Boyce July 5, 2005

E-Mail

Why I can barely use the computer. Maybe I should check for viruses from now on.

It's e-mail time again! Thus, it's also virus time again!

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

by quietbanana October 6, 2022

robo mail

Email that comes automatically from sites, feeds etc. but lacks a human sender.

Nobody loves me--my inbox overfloweth but it's all robo mail.

by ostender June 24, 2011