instagram hoe

a girl who post provokative pictures on instagram for boys to fiend over but act stuck up when the boy tries talk to her

a thirst trapper

man, dont try to @ her she's and instagram hoe

NO DONT LIKE THAT, ITS AN INSTAGRAM HOE THIRST TRAP

by kingFinessee November 29, 2013

dead inside

This is probably what every Walmart cashier is.

"I bought a scotch tape, a firearm, and a postcard 'Happy birthday' at Walmart 5 mins ago Lol"
"And what's the cashier's reaction?"
"He's dead inside..."

by yaBJ April 22, 2020

Instagram

A prominent photo sharing website. While Instagram has very high ability to provide professional, valid photography, a large amount of the teenage and preteenage population have stormed Instagram, turning it into an experience similar to Facebook before the middle aged population began signing up and completely destroying it.

While there is a small percentage of good photography on Instagram, a user will mostly find selfies at awkward angles taken by Caucasian girls (usually with their starbucks in the shot), or strange posts stating that if you find the letter "n" amidst the letter "m"s, in the picture your crush will ask you out. Many predict that Instagram will burn out, but others never seem to tire of the same selfies with dramatic captions.

White girl 1: I just got on Instagram today and posted a selfie!
White girl 2 2: How many likes did it get?
White girl 1: Um, I think around 20...
White girl 2: 20?! ...we can't be friends. Come back when you have at least 50 likes per pic.

by I ran out of good name ideas December 17, 2014

Instagram

A website tryhard's use at my school to force one another to each other so jocks can feel happy about their little feelings towards one another.

Instagram is now known as tinder due to my friggin school.

(car 4 represents tryhards success rate, the other cars represent all the tryhards crushes ignoring them.)

by Anonymouse. SCREEEEEEEEE December 28, 2018

insprised

When you surprise insert a foreign object during sexy time

My man was ramjamming me doggie style when all of a sudden he insprised me with a cucumber in my poop chute

by Clayton Riley June 28, 2019

Instawet

Anything that gets girls instantly wet such as having a nice car, money , a big house, jewelry.

She got instawet as soon as she saw my new bmw.

by JstblznHD September 8, 2009

InStrife

1) A hardcore message board that harbors little to no hardcore fans.

2) Hardcore at its best.

3) A head-on collision of the awesome and the sub-par.

Fuck dude, it's Friday night. I've got beer. Let's hit up instrife.com/board.

by InStrife August 30, 2005