hobface

Hobface
a word describing someone who is a hobknocker.

Someone who is two faced and loves having sex with animals. Especially small elephants.

A hobface is two faced is egocentric and egotistical.

That girl Kayla just tripped me
Yeah she's a total hobface

by lizzchick September 21, 2011

Hoobaflatchee

an object you dont know the word to or can't pronounce.

Hand me the Hoobaflatchee of the table.

by Tree shaker October 20, 2011

Hofactor

An element or cause that contributes to being a Ho.

1. Her red lipstick add to her Hofactor.

2. When going to a job interview make sure to Ho-Down and lower your Hofactor.

3. That dress is to low cut and has a high Hofactor.

by Soth Baby May 16, 2012

homofactual

gay facts about the straight world that just don't make sense

#1 straight friend - "there he goes again, on and on again about why not to eat at that chicken place..."

#1 homosexual male - ".. and then they give money to the Nazi party who kidnaps gypsies AND gays...."

# 2 straight friend - "uh yeah ... he's a homofactual..... let's grab some chicken and a milkshake"

#1 strsaight friend - "what an idiot.... let's get fries too"

by laslo January 28, 2013

Homofapsual

Someone who lives a straight lifestyle and by almost all means is straight but secretly masturbates to gay porn. Homofapsuals are not necessarily attracted to real men but are usually just attracted to furry/yaoi men.

"Wow, I caught a glimpse of Jim's internet history! He's a right little homofapsual!"

by Shittlebit June 9, 2014

hoobab

a wee beastie; a small tenacious animal

I just lost a finger to a wolverine, that was some hoobab

by whore-ratio February 17, 2015

Hofalaneous

An adjective used to describe someone who is too slutty and disgusting to be labeled a whore and therefore must be given a different title to correctly depict the persons whore level

He is a Hofalaneous ass negro, I swear. I bet you he got herpaghonnasyphalaids.

by BabyLlamaMama August 30, 2017