halar

a short verison of halarious. orriginated in a cuban jacuzzi.

"did you see her fall down the stairs? it was HALAR!"

by ve03h June 12, 2005

Sammy Hagar

Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. He is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person.

Again... Sammy who ? I thought Van Halen had only one lead singer David Lee Roth. Sammy Hagar ?

by Patrik Durica November 4, 2007

cake hamartia

founding member of the leet fraternity HMB

hail cake hamartia

by huge E January 16, 2003

drawing the map of hawaii

same as a "pearl necklace"...when a man ejaculates on the collar bone area.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

hararious

The Way Chinese People Say Halarious

White Guy: stfu some of us have trail mix to find in the morning
Chinese Guy:Zom Fu Gu that was HARARIOUS

by stupid adam January 11, 2009

Habarch

when a black man has exceptionally white teeth
(the opposite of morgan freeman)

dude that man was a total habarch!

by mancini141 March 14, 2010

Sammy Hagar

The chick who ruined Van Halen; also see, mediocrity

Boy, I really wish DLR would swing down from the stage and kick that no-talent ass-clown Sammy Hagar in his mediocre balls...

by olhick1 August 28, 2010