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Dirty hortense

A person with dirty Hortense does not know when or how to stop drinking. They spend a lot of time thinking about alcohol, and they cannot control how much they consume, even if it is causing serious problems at home, work, and financially.
by Pope4273 December 6, 2020
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Hurricane Hormones

A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.
Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.
by Garfibromyalgia March 14, 2022
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Jemima Hortop-Blair

A girl who only likes toxic guys or guys with the name beginning with J, enjoys cuddles, loves scouts, bestie with everyone, but she is bestie bestie with Hannah, One day will marry Timmy
Boy 1: "Have you heard of Jemima Hortop-Blair."
Boy 2: "Yeah, why?"
Boy 1: "Shes so hot."

Boy 2: "Yeah, but your name dont start with J and your not Toxic :("
Boy 1: "Oh well"
by amazingGeorgia2.0 April 17, 2022
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watermelon hormone

damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!

I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!
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leah holton

by Ur mooooom April 24, 2024
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The Tony Horten

Pumpin some heavy bench press, while getting some heavy head...
I was on my last set in the gym, when my girl stopped in to give me the motivation to knock out my last reps and hit me with "The Tony Horten"!
by Stavie Jones! November 10, 2012
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