Hoofin'

Used when describing a member of the opposite sex that is either fat, or unattractive.

"Holy shit, that girl is hoofin'! Yeah we better man the harpoons real quick"

"I got drunk last night and had sex with this girl that was hoofin' real bad"

by Jenko Iz Legend October 19, 2008

hoofthepad

to walk a distance.

theres na taxis, we'll have tae hoofthepad.

by berwicka May 30, 2003

hoofglue

Glue made out of horses. And shit.

I just smoked some hoofglue and I'm really fucked up.

by Bob Phillo July 24, 2006

hoofenbowler

1. one who slanders; 2. one who speaks harshly of the kangaroo culture; 3. a proffessional knocker-downer-of-pins from the horse or cow species; (E) ALL OF THE ABOVE.

I put a hoofenbowler in the microwave. It didn't catch on fire! No metal in there...

by thestewartcampaign November 10, 2008

hooflaa

hooflaa is a word used to:

1. Replace taboo language
2. Use as a replacement for words of which you can't remember

1. "Oh hooflaa, I've forgot my english homework."
2. "Nanna, Why have you put your hooflaa in the bin?" (here hooflaa used in place of shoe)

by Gemmaaaaaaaaaaa May 31, 2007

Hoofenshake

Word used to describe someone being stupid. A person have a severe case of stupidity.

Bro, look at the kid, he's having a total hoofenshake moment

by Rafa raffa October 4, 2009

hoofray

general exlimation or reply conveying aproval/disaproval/greatness/gayness/boredom/triumph/whatever-you-feel-like/a-wish-to-annoy/nothing-what-so-fucking-ever depending on inflection

Hoofray!

by VikingPenguin January 23, 2010