Half-Hour Sit Down Shower

The Ultimate Hangover cure.
The morning after partying a little too hard, you go into the shower intending on waking yourself up, but find yourself too tired and sit down.
Can go from fifteen minutes to upwards of an hour (depending on how big your hot water tank is)

Nicki was so bombed last night she said the only cure this morning was a half-hour sitdown shower.

That hangover was so bad it required not one, but two half-hour sit down showers!

by The Kuce November 18, 2009

half and half creampie

As you reach climax while having vaginal heterosexual intercourse you dump half your semen load into the vagina, halfway through ejaculating pull your penis out of the vagina and quickly insert it into the anus where you deposit the rest of your semen load, thus creating the half and half creampie.

Christy :"OMG Mark!!! you feel so good inside me! I want you to come inside my Pussy and Ass! give me that half and half creampie."
Mark " Agghh god aaaghhh fsck aahghhh uugghhhh"

by pho0l June 19, 2016

Half Retarded

A person whose brain only has half of all functionality leaving them retarded in the other half. Still can be reffered to as Retards

Hank: you Retarded
Nathan: Nah I is Half Retarded

by Dolan the Duck June 1, 2018

half ginger

someone who has pale skin and freckles but is not red-haired. half gingers tend to be too awesome for their own good. they usually have hazel eyes and nice boobs (if they are female) or in the male case, a nice ass. half gingers love to make jokes about having "half a soul". full gingers consider themselves superior to the half gingers.

GINGER1: what's up my ginga?!
GINGER2: not much ginga!
HALF GINGER: aye gingas what's crackin?!
GINGER1&2: don't call us that...
(awkward silence)

by thehalfginger November 22, 2011

half-smile

A smile, but only one side of your lips curl up. It is used seductively by both guys and girls to look attractive.

From across the room, he gave me a half-smile and winked.

by lettuceboy4life May 27, 2008

half-baked

Something very poorly designed or executed.

Going into Iraq was such a half-baked plan.

by bigtangringo July 1, 2005

Half Life 3 confirmed

A popular joke on social websites such as facebook, twitter and even youtube (and many others).
When something has 3 of something on it, they use to say something like examples below.

_____ has 3 ______, Half Life 3 confirmed

...for examle

Triangle has 3 sides, Half Life 3 confirmed!
3 likes on this post, Half Life 3 confirmed!

by physicsmastergta February 25, 2015