grumpy cave

n. vagina

Maggie's grumpy cave has sure been full of activity lately.

by chubbylover53 December 15, 2011

Gummy lifesaver

The external opening at the lower end of the large bowel; the anus. Nicknamed for its (usual) stretchiness and comparable size to that of a lifesaver of the chewy kind.

Did Christopher try to touch your gummy lifesaver again? It's so unprofessional when he does that.

by Seattle_rojo July 25, 2012

gummy buzzin

Used to describe sketchy situations. Usually, a person says the word "straight" before describing something as gummy buzzin. Can also be used in place of the word trippin.

"I got a flat tire on my way to work, then my manager yelled at me for being late!"
"Bro, that's straight gummy buzzin!"

"What's she all mad for?"
"I don't know, man, she's straight gummy buzzin."

by insertnamehere21 November 5, 2012

Gummy Bare

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with dentures removed thereby receiving full dick on gums contact resulting in the blow job feeling as if it were coming from a gummy bear.

1. "Did you hear about Tommy?"
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."

1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"

1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"

-Also Sean Mason

by Joey/Dan Hillman Jason Schlack September 5, 2013

gumbying

The act of a video game character lagging across a map without moving its legs, like Gumby. The past tense is Gumbied

Bob: "Dude, did you see that guy?!"
Jim: "Yeah, he was gumbying across the fucking screen."
Bob: "Totally just gumbied."

by Ricky Stack December 27, 2014

gummy birding

The act of inserting a gummy worm into the anus one color deep and having someone remove it orally. Usually performed after using a large quantity of cocaine.

I totally let her go gummy birding on me last night.we used all the lemon lime ones

by Toxic platypus May 23, 2016

grumpy nigga hours

The time between 6 to 8am when sad niggas have to go to work/school.

Oh man I masturbated during sad nigga hours and now I have to deal with grumpy nigga hours.

by doomguy117 October 4, 2017