Goometer

The amount of cum that your genitals excrete when having sexual intercourse is measured on a scale-

The Goometer.

OMG!!! My boyfriend hit a 6 on the goometer last night! It was all over my sheets!

by \*~jinxmedeadly~*/ October 21, 2009

grommer

someone that is worse then a groomer, someone like zoe laverne or tony lopez.

girl 1: hey did you hear about that grommer on tiktok?
boy 2: yeah. what an idiot.

by emily scottisenti January 16, 2021

Buzz Groomington

A similar type to Buzz Killington with sinister grooming qualities. Or in other words a very boring paedophille.

Craig: Oh look here comes Buzz.

Steven: Dressed like a groomer as usual.

Ally: A total Buzz Groomington!!!

by Big Dog S August 24, 2010

Skunkin my groove

1). To blow my cover or blow my rap or poison my well.
2.) To rain on one's parade
3.) To ruin a reputation
4.) To kill a good time

1.) Why did you have to tell that girl that I was hitting on that I had a girlfriend? Man ...your'e skunkin my groove.
2.) My ex-wife showing up at my wedding really skunked my groove.
3.) Telling my future employer that I'm an ex-con really skunked my groove.
4.) I was having a great time till you shut the party down...you groove skunker.

by Skateboard Phil October 14, 2009

Grommet

young annoying rubbish skateboarder, rollerblader, surfer, snowboarder, (all snakeboarders) etc etc.

blaaaaaaad, get off the ramp ya grommet.

by blaaaaaaaad June 29, 2003

groove thing

Refers to the "groove" seen when her pants are too tight.

Hot Gossip about "Brit" reports
"The Daily News reports that just hours after allegedly giving Federline the heave-ho, the semi-retired pop starlet burned off steam by shaking her groove thing with some girlfriends at L.A. hotspot LAX"

by Danny dan December 8, 2005

Grommet

Slang for Butt Hole. Anus.

I had fire grommet for 2 days after eating that hot sauce.

That dude's a grommet.

You smell like grommet.

by Zuma June 28, 2007