growing boner

adverb; when a boner (usually attained at night when you're about to sleep) feels as if its growing and gives a sort of pain. It doesn't help to masturbate, takes about 5 minutes to wear off. Not to be mistaken for sickle cell disease.

Ho:Wth is that?
You:Oh shit *pain* its a growing boner, get me some ice.

by DaBoneDoctor March 28, 2010

Credit Groping

Intense demands for verification, personal identification and account numbers when applying for any kind of credit.

Mark felt violated at the sales clerk's Credit Groping when he went to open a new cellphone account; the guy wanted a credit card number, social security number AND his drivers license number.

Mark felt like telling the guy, Don't touch my junk.

by akcapurb November 27, 2010

angry groin

whoman shot fulla cornbread from a blacko

no black man can resist cornbread

by bunky September 16, 2003

josh groban

the best singer in the world! Someone who has extrodinary talent to combine both pop music and opera into one popera

"have you heard of josh groban"
"yah! who hasnt? hes ONLY the best singer/songwriter in the world!"
"awesome!"

by delia April 14, 2005

grubin

One who uses other people for his own benefit. Also see scumbag.

Chris: Hi Grubin...
Kristen: Hey, can i borrow a dollar?

by Richard Simmons December 28, 2005

groin-monger

A projectile or the act of throwing a projectile into anothers groin. Usually used for punishment or laughs

Marc- Did u see eggy cop that groin-monger from adam today? He was so angry

Michael- Dont know why........ he doesnt have anything in that area.

by barrboy October 28, 2007

Grobie

Another term for a Josh Groban groupie. See also Grobanite

There can be fierce competition amongst the Grobies at a concert.

by Susabar December 26, 2008