Emelie greatest gf

A beautiful girl that will walk into you’re life and make everything in a split second and knows how to make you smile all the time and is the most beautiful and sweetest woman ever

Emelie greatest gf, is the most special person ever

by Deerslaya81 November 25, 2018

Swing Grease

Alcohol, when applied to an individual, for the purposes of swinging a golf club or similar instrument.

Yo, toss me a beer, I need some swing grease before we play the back nine.

by Bukbukbegak August 24, 2020

cork greaser

Someone who “greases their cork”. One who sits there and uses grease on their cocks to jerk off for fun.

Chad was a cork greaser. He used to whack it everywhere. That fag.

by Pussy69boy420 December 3, 2020

The greatest 2seok stan is yohanslittlehobi

Who is the greatest 2seok stan? Yohanslittlehobi also known as bluhobi or cici on instagram is pronounced the greatest 2seok stan. Searching "2seok" on etsy will lead to their shop even with no association with the word 2seok. Cici has been collecting crumbs of 2seok for ages and any smal interaction causes him to go insane.

"who is the greatest 2seok stan?"

"The greatest 2seok stan is yohanslittlehobi"

by poopsquad November 30, 2021

Apple Grease

Something that's all just dumb and bad

Person 1: I'm really sorry, my mom just died and it's hitting me a lot harder than I expected... She and I kind of had a falling out when she remarried and allowed her new spouse to mistreat me and my sibling for so long, but now all I can think of is the fact that now we'll never have a chance to fix things. What if her dying thoughts were of her broken relationship with me? I had so many chances to reach out, and I almost did so many times, but it just never happened... I still stand by my anger at her, but part of me wonders if we couldve worked to resolve things. Part of me wonders if it's my fault we hadn't spoken in maybe a few years when she died, and not more than a few brief, blunt, cold words in maybe twelve years. And now Ill never be able to take that back, I'll never know what could've been. So yeah that's been really weighing on me, and if I'm quieter than usual that's probably why

Shadow the Hedgehog: Aw damn, that's total apple grease, I'm sorry

by BartramStPimDestinyGangLeader July 9, 2023

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Squeeze n’ Grease

Absolutely sloppy, wet sounding flatulence. It’s loud, beefy and sounds of splattering liquid.

My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.

I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018