masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

by matt1975 September 10, 2012

6th Grader

An 11-12 year old going through puberty. They can be either insecure or very confident. Girls are either fashionable or lazy. Boys either wesr shorts *cough* fuckboy *cough*, are very nerdy, or are very nice and are not fuckboys. 6th graders are also friends with the 7th and 8th graders because they all have similar interests. At the beginning of the year they're confused and don't understand the concept. By the end of the year, they're your best friend, understand the concept, and try not to be THAT cocky. Unless they're fuckboys. That can't be cured.

6th grader: Hey, did you here that new _______ song?
7th grader: Yeah! _____ was so cute! And the rhythm is so catchy.

6th grader: Did you watch _______ yet?
8th grader: Oh yeah! The ending made me cry so much!

by vizcaya April 24, 2015

Grape Diving

A grape dive is where a woman places a grape between her corsetted bussoms. And a lucky participant fetches said grape without using there hands.

Some variations I've heard of include using Raisins instead of grapes.

Any women that has worn a bodice/ corset knows what they do to the cleavage and would be great for grape diving.

by KatMac321 May 25, 2009

Graped Up

When a girl gives you good head or a good blowjob

Damn nigga, I just got graped up from my girl!

by McLovin123456789 June 17, 2010

Grapel

A melancholic former soldier of the IDF with a superior genetic code who enjoys red wine, Mid East politics, free food, and salsa dancing

See that guy over there with the awesome DNA, hes a total grapel!!

by anonymousarabadmirer September 1, 2010

cleavage grapes

1) grapes that are stuck in girls' cleavage at Medieval Times.
2) what should come back instead of those furry boots.

Girl 1: Ooooh, where'd you get those cleavage grapes?
Girl 2: Dior.

by bastardosaverin April 6, 2011

6th grader

Now, I'm a 6th grader(one of the mature ones, not the crazy ones)but let me fill you in on the inside. On one side, you've got kids who make sex jokes and act like a midget Mr Macho, and on the other, you got clown looking girls who act like they actually pay bills. Most of these kids are spoiled and have tons of social media apps, but at least I don't talk about fricking someone's mom. Like grow up, man. I just want to be in 7th grade now. 6th grade is so fricking annoying.

6th grader: sPiLl ThE tEa SiS!!!1
7th and 8th graders: do 6th graders need to be here?

by name cant be blank so idk December 8, 2022