Russian Giraffe 

A very tall Russian girl, who is extremely nationalistic, although raised in a different country, and is very stubborn. Strong supporter of communism and Stalin, and is known by everyone for her love of Russia. Also used as a derogatory term for extremely pretty Russian girls.

Oh my God, that girl is such a Russian giraffe... geez I can't stand her.
Look, it's a Russian giraffe.

Russian Giraffe by lizzelovessss November 17, 2009

Galloping Giraffe 

A sex position in which one person stands up, one lays down on their back, legs in the air. and the top thrust while running

My boyfriend performed a Galloping Giraffe on me all night long through the streets of Richlands!

Galloping Giraffe by Jay-Ermy March 25, 2009

snorkeling giraffe 

An odd kind of nose tumor that is sometimes found in people named Matt Dahar. It is very malignant and grows over the person's face making it resemble a freakish mutated freak (much like in the case of Matt Dahar)

Dude... you got to get that snorkeling giraffe check

snorkeling giraffe by Doom In Technicolor December 18, 2004

the origami giraffe 

The sexual position of which the woman throws her legs back over her head while laying on her stomach. The male performs normal vaginal intercourse, thus making the girl orgasm greatly, her moans making her stretch her neck in pleasure, resembling a giraffe.

1. "So dude, did you bang her hardcore or what?'
"Yeah man, we did a bunch of new positions. Such as the origami giraffe. It was crazy, dude. You should totally try it!"
"Thanks for the tip,I'll go try it out now!"

2. "Yo son,you do dat origami giraffe last night that shit was kick'n dawg.
"Yeah that bitch was moanin like a chicken,yeaahh boiii"

the origami giraffe by Bobbith Rizzle October 28, 2007

High as Giraffe pussy 

expression of an objects value vs real worth, object is not as valuble as someone is trying to make it out to be.

did you see the price on that t-shirt?" "It is as high as giraffe pussy, there's no way I'm paying that

High as Giraffe pussy by Mr. Jankins985 November 7, 2010

Flaming Giraffe 

So two dudes are standing up, right? But then one dude bends over, holding onto the other dude's waist, and starts blowing the dude. So then the dude getting the bj all starts waving his arms like "He-ey, look at us, Richard. Motherfucking Flaming Giraffe! Lol."

Some guy with another guy bending horizontally at the waist blowing him: "He-ey, look, Richard, ohmygawd. Flaming Giraffe! Hello!"

Flaming Giraffe by effable July 20, 2010

high as a giraffe 

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: Yo, I'm high as a giraffe after smokin' that blunt.
Me: Me too. Let's go punch that giraffe.

high as a giraffe by thiiiiick November 21, 2013