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GOATS

A team composition in Overwatch consisting of three tanks and three supports that only the most virgin virgins runs
Literally fucking nobody:

Hopes: cmon swap GOATS guy cmon I need my season 15 sr cmon
Or alternatively

Nobody:
Worth Shatter: GOATS GOATS GOATS
by Jashido March 20, 2019
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Gatsby'd

When a friend or family member meets you somewhere without telling you your ex will also be there, especially after many years when they have not called or attempted contact in any way. This is usually initiated by the ex (the "Gatsby") but not always.
Coworker: How was your weekend?
Woman: Not good. My best friend invited me to brunch and didn't tell me that she also invited my ex, who is still apparently in love with me.
Coworker: Geez. Sounds like you got Gatsby'd.
by The-babe15 April 9, 2019
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GOATSLAM

GOATSLAM - moniker/acronym - Greatest Of All Time = Shared Learning, Advanced Mind
He tackled the problem head-on, with a GOATSLAM mentality.
by Wayner, Ltd. September 22, 2019
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goatstick

Sum shit da bro travis be sayin, sick shit tbh.
goatstick!!.* @nedaJ2Cozy
by nedaJ2Cozy September 27, 2019
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Gyals day

Every gyal can celebrate this on the 25th of april
Happy gyals day
by People.05 April 25, 2021
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Goatsledge

The story of Goatsledge begins in the 1800s. Billiam Goetslege, a struggling farmer, lived in the modern day West Virginia. The season was extremely tough and didn't provide enough food for the upcoming winter. Billy decided to make a deal with the Devil asking for enough food for the winter and in return Billy would give up his soul.

When Billy snapped back into reality, he noticed his family was dead. The Devil made sure there was enough food for Billy for the winter. Billy realizing what has occurred decided to commit self-immolation. As he burned, Billy noticed he could not die. The Devil appeared before him. The Devil reminded Billy that he owned his soul. Billy slowly felt his body begin to morph. He had a goat’s head with a man’s body. The Devil gifted Billy a sledgehammer. Thus the birth of the entity known as Goatsledge.

GS became the Devil’s repo man. When there was a soul the Devil needed, GS collected. Whenever any form of intense forms of violence or chaos occur, GS was there.

GS is often pictured in heavy metal culture. Most bands usually have some form of goat as a logo or as album art. GS is often confused with Baphomet, but it is in fact GS.

Followers of GS are known as The Kvlt of Sledge. According to its leader, when GS appears the temperature becomes a confusing state. It is a feeling of being too hot but too cold all at the same time. Also you hear whispers of “Obey the Sledge” and “Live By the Goat, Die By the Sledge.”
Obey the Sledge. Live By the Goat, Die By the Sledge. Goatsledge will collect your soul.
by lokiclutchbruh October 8, 2021
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Gatsby Post

A public social media post shared with the intention for one specific person to see. Often shared to either get a reaction/response, for stories/snaps to see if someone is lurking you, or testing if they muted/are ignoring you. Often occurring in situationships, bad break ups, ghosting and orbiting, unrequited love, or intense crushes based on a fantasy version of that person in your head.

(Put down the phone love, remove them as a follow and move on. You deserve better)
"stop checking who viewed your story" "I can't it's a Gatsby, I'm trying to see if my ex has viewed it or if he muted me"

"hey do you think is selfie is hot enough? I'm Gatsby Posting - shooting my shot by giving Tony a chance to fire emoji react o it but it has to be hot enough because if he only views it and doesn't react I will just DIE"
by cumoneileen April 4, 2022
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