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FU diary

It’s a fuck you diary or journal or folder or file or binder. It’s a documented, dated log of illegal or inappropriate actions taken by a person, usually a family member, against you. It’s primary use is for documentation to give as evidence to cps or the police that shows the pattern of behavior the person has engaged in towards you or your family. It is a “fuck you” because it contradicts (with photos, emails, and other concrete evidence) their alternate version of events that they have spun into a story for cps or the police.
Take a screen shot of this conversation I had with your mother about our baby. She denies that he has a peanut butter allergy. Then she demands to babysit him alone. We definitely need this for our FU diary. She claims she will call the police on us if we don’t let her have her grand baby.
by mememememememememe August 17, 2021
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e-fu

Educational-Fuck up
You are an E-FU.
by Bob1234568 May 14, 2009
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FU "wave"

The word fuck and you combined with the simple wave of your hand with your middle finger! In doing the wave one should smile!
When I arrived to work this am after driving on ice and snow my boss said go home! So I gave the FU "Wave" !
by Cabowabo March 12, 2014
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FU-pas

noun:

A portmanteau of "FUBAR" and "faux pas". A blunder that is so massive, it results in a FUBAR situation. Can also be described as Fucked Up (FU) step ("pas" being the French for step), i.e. a FU-pas
Did you hear what David said to the client in the meeting? It didn't only piss off the client, it lost us $20 million. What an absolute FU-pas!!
by fabulogue April 13, 2023
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Yoga Fu

When a fairy, fuck boy threatens violence relying on his sweaty, Bikram style Yoga Fu. Definitely a mixture of downward dog and monkey style. This would scare a redneck to death coming at him.
Watch out Cletus, that little twit's coming at you with some freaky Yoga Fu .
by The Conjurer December 15, 2020
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Student-fu

The act of studying and being a good student, while living on ramen noodles.
I have tons of homework to do.
Time to activate my student-fu.
by The Geeky Gangsta October 2, 2017
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Underwear-Fu

The martial art of making your underwear last longer. It typically starts with front-to-back, then back-to-front, then inside out, then front-to-back. The process repeats day by day.
"Dude, my underwear lasts twice as long now that I know the art of Underwear-Fu!"
by ThatGuyywithWords May 29, 2016
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