Frozen Donut

When you’re waiting for your car to warm up, and you decide to eat your significant others asshole to warm up.

Dude the car was taking forever to warm up, and she was getting impatient so I gave her a frozen donut.

by ChefKarl May 4, 2018

Frozen Snicker

After freezing ones poopies, you take the frozen log and insert it into ones anal. After it thawes you spread on penis and use as lubrication.

Would you insert my frozen snicker in me.

by Steven October 6, 2004

frozen custard

The pansy way to say ice cream. Invented only for the sole purpose of sounding special. While it adds a bit of creativity to the traditional name of ice cream, it only serves the purpose of allowing the owners to charge people more for plain, old ice cream. Some may ask, "Is there really is a difference between ice cream and frozen custard?" The answer is simply no. And all you so called ice cream places that think you're so special because you serve "frozen custard"? You're not.

Maya (pansy server 1): "Um. We don't serve ice cream here."
Jack (pansy server 2): "Can't you read? The sign clearly says frozen custard."
Customer: Get a life.

by it'sicecreamb*tch October 30, 2011

frozen jaunita

It is the act of freezing your poop, and then using it as a sex toy

Hold on baby, let me get the frozen jaunita out of the fridge.

by Sean Meacham May 13, 2008

Frozen-Nonna

Adj.

-One who moves as though they were an elderly woman who was frozen.
-Describes a person who moves extremely slowly.

I can't believe we actually hired that frozen-nonna!

I thought I told you to shave those sideburns you frozen-nonna!

by Chrischeetos June 15, 2010

frozen sandpaper

take a doughnut break. It is no use trying to work with Frozen sandpaper.

like trying to have sex on a beach when it's frozen....just doesn't work. It's like frozen sandpaper-doesn't work!

by frozenguru January 27, 2011

frozen forty

A frozen forty is when you put 4 rolls of quarters ($40 dollars worth) in a kitchen glove and then put it in the freezer until cold. It is then used as a sex toy.

I sex with a hooker and used a frozen forty on her. I told her to keep the change.

by Von Dirty September 30, 2013