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fetus

v. believed to be of Latin origin.

the act of curling up on a couch or bed for hours at a time, occasionally stirring to consume food, drink, or smoke. oftentimes occurs after a particularly stressful engagement or a night of hard partying. although sometimes co-ed, the group is genderless. no judgement is allowed at any time in the room.
"I just bombed that exam. I cannot wait to fetus all day."

"What womb is everybody fetusing in this afternoon?"
by uchicagofetuser22 May 22, 2010
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fetus butter

(n.)
1) The various fluids and solids extracted during an abortion (excluding the actual fetus).

2) The mix of fluids that results from having sex with and ejaculating in a woman that is menstruating.

3) A term used to express disgust with the food choices of a peer, especially sauces and spreadable toppings.

4) An ethnic or odd food your peers may find disgusting.
She just got a Back alley abortion and now she has fetus butter running down her leg.

That was a messy fuck. Now wipe up that fetus butter, get your ass in the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Jack: Can I get some extra mayo on that?
Joe: You just love that fetus butter, don't you?

Jack: Lets head over to that sushi place and get some fetus butter.
Joe: You disgust me. I can hardly contain the vomit rising in my throat.
by di0 May 7, 2007
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fetus

A small child you use to store your slim Jims i, most likely up the ass
Hey, you got your fetus? i could really use a moist slim jim.
by bestdefinition byfetus January 26, 2018
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dismembered fetus

Something to cheer out of your car window while driving past abortion activists.
Saw protesters, so I screamed, "dismembered fetus!!!" at them as loud as I could.
by The Accused January 9, 2015
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aditas fetus

That guy who is bad at everything and has become a meme. A synonym for Bees Knees Hot Cheese
"Hey Aditas fetus, what do you think your doing?"
by DeltaPanda August 12, 2019
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Alien shit fetus

a half sucked on peice of a giant sugar daddy thats been droppend on the rug dropped in an ash trey and eventually burned
Gee Matt thats just an alien shit fetus
by bananakisses June 16, 2010
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K-Vegas Fetus Fondler

The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.
Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."

Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
by ScissorMeXerxes December 13, 2010
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