Doodle Farmer

A semi-affectionate term for someone who is being or has done something a tad silly.
by Porcelain Princess February 06, 2010
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Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon was created by the Jon Loves Apple Pie Group Chat. They address Jon Guelas as Farmer Jon
Farmer Jon is picking some fresh apples to make applie pie for the og apple pie lovers
by Kukzerrr November 25, 2018
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ratchet farmer

A ratchet farmer is a boy or girl that has no self control or is very weird. He or she is probably very fake and likes to play with peoples feelings.He or she will hurt your feelings and then try to become your friend again..but don’t be fooled they are just wanting attention.They will probably quit a cool sport,to go to a gay one.
Oh hey there goes the ratchet farmer..hope he doesn’t come over here
by Casscangofast March 26, 2020
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farmer worm

When you take your pointer finger and try to insert it into someone's butthole (clothing optional).
Her anus hurt after she got farmer wormed at a concert.
by Asmodyus January 13, 2014
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Flatulent Farmer

These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.
That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.
by river jameser January 07, 2011
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Farmer Aidan

Farmer Aidan has done some raunchy stuff. He may flirt with you through “Houseparty” or “Instagram”. He may tell you that he likes you and is interested in you but that is just because, like he said on his Houseparty, “so HMU if you ever want to do anything”.

If you meet Farmer Aiden, hit up your cool Indian friend to expose him for fucking a pig and having a pig son and a pig wife. That Indian friend will tell him to Alpaca his bags and leave you alone.
“Farmer Aidan, how’s the piggy family?”
by Flamingodildo June 23, 2018
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Nick Farmer

Someone who is a great person, fun, out going, slow Duner, with generally prude behavior
by Jparuleski November 15, 2021
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