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Tiny Farmer Jacob 

Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.
Kellen: “Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.”

Jackson: “I know right? Also I thought he was a blonde Raggedy Ann for a second.”

popcorn farmer

1. A concession worker at the cinemas who put popcorn in bags or buckets using a popcorn scoop.
popcorn farmer by JMReader July 31, 2020

Pummeler farmer 

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.
- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.
Pummeler farmer by l00my March 17, 2022

Jadams The Farmer 

Jadams the Farmer is a very... unique person... In his spare time, he likes to ride a horse cause he can't stand cars but if you want to go into detail he prefers carbon neutral horses. His favorite game is Farming Simulator 19 and spends most of his time bragging to his Minecraft girlfriends about his farming crops.
Sasha: Hey have you heard about the guy called Jadams The Farmer?

Cedric: Yeah but don't Jadam in Jadams The Farmer
Jadams The Farmer by Chowmein360 February 11, 2019

New Zealand Goat Farmer 

Background:
It’s a known stereotype that farmers in New Zealand experiment with bestiality, especially with goats, this sexual technique can be used when someone wants to have the sensation of having sex with livestock but doesn’t want to commit bestiality.

Definition:
When a man and woman engage in dogie style or anal sex. The man precedes to grip and squeeze the woman’s breasts (like he’s milking a goat) while she makes sounds mimicking a goat. This could also be with two females or two males (one with man boobs)
Woman: Gosh my tits are sore, that’s the last time I let him try the New Zealand Goat Farmer

turret farmer 

A word used to describe someone in Natural-Selection who builds 20+ turrets to block alien movement, and constantly walks around repairing them with a welder.
Flayra is a turret farmer! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE
turret farmer by Superman22 October 5, 2005