by MysticRiver September 30, 2020
Get the Fruity Poot Loop mug.When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.
Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”
by Skoodel October 9, 2020
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by GoofyGoober2004 January 1, 2021
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Get the fruity.minho mug.A derogatory term towards lgbtqia+ (mainly gay men) that has been popularised without proper informants.
Seeing a gay man and going “look at that Fruitcake” or “you’re being really fucking Fruity”. Fruity/Fruitcake is a insult towards lgbtqia+ people.
by anonymous64728264682 July 25, 2021
Get the Fruity/Fruitcake mug.straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me
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by Lil Big Snacks September 16, 2021
Get the fruity friday mug.a fetish that involves four gay people sitting on a set of blue bleachers and singing emo songs. they are all covered in watermelon flavored burt’s bees chapstick. they use it as lube.
by SarcasticPerson March 2, 2022
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