food channel fidgets

can be abbreviated to 'food fidgets'. Referring to the medical condition that arises when one is watching a cooking programs late at night, and is overcome by the insatiable urge to eat gourmet dishes.
Food fidgets can be left untreated, or may even be aggravated by going into the kitchen, and realizing that none of the food available could ever be as good.

"Oh man, you have to change the channel, any more Iron Chef and I'm going to have a raging case of food fidgets."

"I had to watch some CSI, the dead bodies my mind off my food channel fidgets."

by p0tassium February 25, 2009

fidgitdick

One who plays with his self . A Coked up dick-wad . A pee pant pisser.

Steve is a fucking fidgitdick he can't stop masturbating and pissing all over himself.

by eightballplayboy January 19, 2010

figet spinner

A thing everyone likes... A spinny thingy

This figet spinner is too cool it was like 5 billion bucks.

by Kitahhh April 22, 2017

FidgetStep

The pleasant and semi-"bipolar" mix of Fidget House and Dubstep. The Artist that is at the top of this Electronica sub-genre would be Skrillex.

Person 1: Did you see Skrillex last night at the club?!

Person 2: Yeah! That was some sick FidgetStep!

Person 1: Hell yeah it was!

by MN2NMIXR January 24, 2011

fidgetation

The act of fidgeting incessantly

I had to get up and leave the bed because of my wife's fidgetation.

by Father Nature December 21, 2009

Fridget

A frigid frozen midget.

They come in packs of 12 from COSTCO.

A Fridget a day keeps the doctor away

Little Jack Fridget
Sat on his Widget
Drinking his bourbon and coke
Along came Nurse Anni
And flashed him her fanny...

And offered the fridget a poke.....

by ElGranto January 12, 2010

fridget

scared to be kissed, or touched or something

"i think we should kiss soon hun"
"but,but" *backing away*
"come on it's just a kiss"
"ermmmm...." *pushes herself away*
"wait are you a fridget?"

by asian luvers May 26, 2009