A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.
“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”
by hodags1966 June 12, 2020
I don't care whether my cup's half full or empty, I just wanna know who the hell's been drinkin my beer!
by godsflesh55 November 03, 2010
This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.
empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.
VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.
SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.
CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.
VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.
SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.
CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.
by chevyman24 June 17, 2010
Doing a girl from behind, once you are about to climax pretend to cum by spitting on her back, pull out, then when she turns jizz in her eye.
Little tip...Aim for the middle, you'll both of her eyes.
Little tip...Aim for the middle, you'll both of her eyes.
Spit on the back, empty the sack
She thought I emptied on her back, she wasnt to know it was spit, see turned, then boom!! I emptied my sack in her eyes, the perfect shot.
She thought I emptied on her back, she wasnt to know it was spit, see turned, then boom!! I emptied my sack in her eyes, the perfect shot.
by barb heaps December 09, 2006
Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.
by Hoon35 May 18, 2006
Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"
Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
by basilbrush September 02, 2008
A type of slut-shamer who wants sex, but only wants it with people who have not had sex, out of insecurity about ability. Takes the attitude of "I want to be the best thing that's ever happened to a woman's vagina and if she's had anyone else, then I won't be."
"Did you ever hook up with that one guy?"
"Nah, he didn't want me, he found out I'd had a couple other partners and went all king of the empty castle syndrome."
"Nah, he didn't want me, he found out I'd had a couple other partners and went all king of the empty castle syndrome."
by LittleSallySparrow March 10, 2012