Elmers delight

When semen glues your hands together

The elmers delight tore skin off my hands

by fatcat346 October 4, 2002

eldercut

the proverbial "thinning of the herd" Best likely description of corporate downsizing, pension elimination or benefits cutback.

Rather than characterize the staff cutbacks as a layoff it was dubbed an eldercut by the wags at the water cooler.

by Jerry P January 6, 2006

Elmer Hole

The white ring of crusty residue that accumulates on and around the sphincter of a sea turtle, resembling a dried layer of Elmer's Glue. This may be more pronounced in some than in others and may also appear on other species of animals.

On rare occasion this may also be found on the oral openings of some animals that have been in contact with an infected anus. See: Human Centipede.

Man, that turtle has a white ring around its ass.

Yeah, that looks like a bad case of Elmer Hole.

by Ramrod the Destroyer March 8, 2011

elderly school

like "old school", but in reference to really old (i.e. elderly) folks.

Damn G, my gramps was kickin' it elderly school last night!"

by Chet Braunschweig December 3, 2007

Respecting your elders

A widespread belief is that you should show respect to people with more experience than you, which includes the elderly. Also a free-pass for those people to be rude without consequences.

*In a shop*
YOU: *Pull out a gun and aim at the cashier* Don't move, this is a robbery! All money in the bag!
ELDERLY: Excuse me, young man, will this take long? I've been standing in this queue for ten minutes and my back is killing me.
YOU: Oh, I'm sorry, I should have realised. *To the cashier* Please serve this old lady first.
ELDERLY: Thank you for respecting your elders. *Deep inhale* Don't move, this is a robbery…!

by Racoon7 February 5, 2018

elders

(elders) r da olders en ur crow dat wll bac u if anyting hapenz.

i waz en a beef yestrday and our elders bact it. now is squashed

by chemical ali May 22, 2006

ellery

a fat, camp person who likes to think he has lots of friends.

"oi, you're such a stupid ellery!"

by dirty_dave July 9, 2005