political erection

"Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.

Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.

by benighse June 28, 2009

Hyper Erection

When a man eats a whole bottle of Viagra, the result is an erection which lasts 24 hours.

Mark: Larry youve had a boner for the past 2 hours.
Larry: I accidentally ate a whole bottle of Viagra, now i have a Hyper Erection.

by DeathTwinkie February 4, 2008

four hour erection

One of the wonderful features of Cialis, to pitch a trouser tent long enough so a gerbil can sleep underneath. Four hour erections can lead to damage of the penis if you let it go longer. The reason why there's 6,000,000,000 people on this planet breeding and sodomizing each other like animals.

"erections lasting more than four hours should be treated by a doctor, or serious damage may result"

I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007

Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by Joe Blow December 3, 2003

Italian erection

an undescended testicle

Johnny was born with an Italian erection

by chokkadubie January 23, 2013

Sacred Volcano Erection Effect

A temporary penile paralysis resulting from extreme sexual bewilderment and association of sacred reverence with female volcanic beauty, spiritual arousal and holy lava

- R: Sorry, just give me a minute...
- N: What’s wrong darlin'? Are you being shy? Does little junior need some help?
- R: Just bewildered by reverence for your inner and outer beauty, suffering from the Sacred Volcano Erection Effect.
- N: Hmm. And how long will that last?
- R: Hopefully as soon as I'm done worshiping the inner beauty.
- N: Pfft.

by Nanochka October 14, 2021

Sensible Erection

To have an erection, but not aroused. One form of a sensible erection is morning wood.

Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you!

by JOKa August 22, 2003