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Dump Pump

When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.
Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
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dumbfuck

dumbfuck: used against people when they're being idiotic at the most obvious things. Can also be used when you're happy and surprised about something or someone .
"Example 1: "YOU DUMBFUCK THATS NOT HOW YOU OPEN A PEPSI CAN
Example 2: "OH MY GODD YOU DUMBFUCKK THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS! I CANT BELIEVE IT.
"Example 3: " YOU STUPID IDOTIC DUMBFUCK THAT WAS MY SISTER YOU RAN OVER
by bunniesarefuckingidiots October 19, 2020
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dump truck

sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy fat ass
she is/has a dump truck
by driz1960 February 5, 2021
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Victory Dump

After succeeding at a task (ie. video games, homework, job application, etc.) one relieves themselves by dropping the huge dump they've been holding while performing said task.
Where is Reed? Reed just destroyed the enemy team in COD, and is taking a massive victory dump.
by RGman June 9, 2010
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Laptop Dump

A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.
After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.
by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010
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Dunkin Dump

The sudden and severe need to move one's bowels minutes after consuming a Dunkin Donuts coffee.
"Hey dude, wanna grab a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee for the road?"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"
by TruthStrangerThanFiction August 20, 2011
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Lumptee Dump

An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.
Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.

Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!
by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013
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