Dean of Dapper Dress

1. Someone (generally male) dressed in exceedingly fresh, classy, and clean cut clothes in an up scale fashion.
2. An individual clothed in a superior fashion to the event necessary
3. When someone dresses much nicer than they usally do.

Derived from the word "dean", implying some sort of authority or power to the individual, emphasizing the level of ones dress as being superior to his/her peers.

1. Ben- Hey man did you see grandpas suit?
Ryan- Yeah bro Gramps is the fucking dean of dapper dress. He's always looking fresh.

2. Ryan- haha Ben nice khakis. Its the first day of school, not a wedding.
Ben- Well sorry man mom said to make sure and look nice.
Ryan- Yeah but you coulda left the honors of being the dean of dapper dress to some other queer.

3. Ryan- haha bro did you see that stoner jake today in class?
Ben- yeah dude he's wearing a lacoste polo and pressed pants. how lame.
Ryan- yeah next time i see him im gonna say, "well arent you just the dean of dapper dress?!"
Ben- ahaha yeah dude do it. that'll be sure to piss him off

by rbmuny January 28, 2009

Dressage Queen

1) Someone who tries to mow you down with thier horse in the warm up ring.

2) Someone who has more bling on thier tack than is absolutely necessary.

A: Man, her browband was glittering so much it spooked that horse and caused a pile-up!

B: Yeah. She's a total DQ. (Dressage Queen)

by Elessar266 November 16, 2006

Dressing the Dog

To Dress the dog means to place socks, mittens or rags around a dogs paws just before intercourse to prevent un-necessary scratching to your back.

Pete: Has anyone seen my white socks?

Ian: Yes - Craig is upstairs dressing the dog with them
Pete: Dressing the dog? what do you mean?
Ian: Craig is using your socks to prevent claw marks on his back when he gets roughly mounted by Fido
Pete: Ahhhh - thats ok then - so you think he will tag me in for a go?
Ian: Sure - if you put a schmacko in your ass you may even get a good rimming - Dogs go wacko for schmacko's

by oFF THE rIchter VIKTOR November 20, 2011

salad dressing

A process involving the ejaculation of semen on, in, or near a waiting rectum.

--This is a procedure popular among the homosexual community.

She likes ranch salad dressing.

by stillborndesires April 7, 2005

Dress

Truly believe to make women and girls more feminine because of their restricted movements to prevent unwanted embarrassment.

Anna, you should sit properly and lady-like in your dress. You don't want your skirt going-up, do you?

by Cheeky Smiles May 3, 2011

Dresser

the dresser is a wonderful invention that holds clothes, games, food, drugs, and condoms you know all the necessities in life. but some people don't use this for these things except clothes because they are afraid that their parents will find it but at the same time parents actually are afraid of what the child has in there

my dresser is hardcore i see purple and green

by the panther2323 December 16, 2008

dessipeanut

Dessipeanut is a female that is so good looking that you just want to cum in your pants when they walk past you. you get whip lash because you turn your head so fast when they walk past. you would sell ur mother and your grandmother just to spend one night with them.

*Hot young girl walks past*

Dimitri: OMG LOOK AT THAT DESSIPEANUT!!!
Stath: Dude where??
Dimitri: Over there.
Stath: Oh shit your right she is a dessipeanut dam i wish i didn't have a girlfriend.
Dimitri: Your loss im on it, laters

by henry wilson June 11, 2007