A sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.
After secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, I popped out of the closet and yelled "SHEET DIVER".
by happy hal August 10, 2017
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by willbarratt February 21, 2020
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Don’t drink and dumpster dive; you’ll find out they’re either married or terrible and neither will make you feel better.
by Mademoiselle_Quinn April 4, 2020
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Get the Poison Divey mug.An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.
by Naked Speyrer May 9, 2021
Get the Dildo Diver mug.Fucking a girl in the ass and then "diving" to lick her gaping asshole. From the move of the infamous assfucker Mike Adriano. Can be used as a noun or verb.
Polly, how was your date last night?
-The guy was nice but a bit weird in bed. He Adriano dived me several times.
-The guy was nice but a bit weird in bed. He Adriano dived me several times.
by GrandMasterDick July 26, 2022
Get the Adriano dive mug.Alaskan Spear Dive: when a women lays spread eagle on the bed, and her man dives from on top of a surface (i.e table, dresser, cabinet) into the women.
"Man i Alaskan spear dove my girlfriend last night, she couldn't walk after"
"Alaskan Spear Dive bro"
"Alaskan Spear Dive bro"
by FuckMaster May 2, 2014
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