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deflective-dissonance

a last ditch tactic in either a debate, argument, and or social issue when a person(s) avoid answering a direct question with good and honest intentions, quote false facts, impugn others, and simply will not admit to the abundantly obvious question, fact, point, or truth. Because admitting to the point, would be defeat or they are wrong.
Joe-I'm overwhelmingly qualified. I have a degree in the field, managed the award winning team, and have the most experience of all the candidates, yet you only hire the white personnel, so you're a racist. Boss- I just go with my gut instinct on hiring, like the NFL. Joe-That's deflective-dissonance!
by Giancarlo Jones February 27, 2022
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delectoralagist

A person who studies or appeciates delectable objects, feelings and subject matters. It is a rising form of sciece, as a costly doctors degree is not necessary.
Cringe music theory enjoyer vs Chad "ooo fun tune" delectoralagist
by AdamIsAFurry+ July 6, 2022
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Delectable Princess

Hello sweetie, hello cupcake, hello my little delectable princess! Hello my queen, hello my bubs, hello my boo boo boo!
by bigfatassbussy January 21, 2023
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Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
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Detectaball

The Art of Pro Fifa Player DetectableX On Kick and Tiktok only he could do this!
Darwizzy_Enthusiast- Detectaball in full effect 🔥🔥🔥🔥
by JayCharleston June 30, 2023
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Lead Detective

1. Primary investigator of a crime scene.

2. One who acts in the absence of the detective sergeant.

3. Liaison from an investigative unit to any other unit of a law enforcement agency.

4. A Lead Detective is not "any detective" and therfore not responsible for answering phone calls addressed as such.

5. A title that may or may not provide supervisor authority, however this aspect of the title is often clouded in ambiguity and seldom easily explained.
This scene belongs to the lead detective.
by ln68 April 21, 2009
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Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

The act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.
Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."

Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.
by Bructus August 13, 2010
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