Derper

A non existent word made up by the "smartest" women in the world, shortly thereafter discredited by the smartest man in the world.

Haha yeah you derper

by asdfsdagasdgdsagfdgsadfgewasvc August 10, 2012

Desperado

Someone who is desperate for a boyfriend/girlfriend, when really they just want attention from the opposite sex for reassurance.

Someone who acts "desperate" for a boyfriend/girlfriend and denies it.

Alicia be actin' like a damn desperado with her damn hair flipping.

He looks like a desperado just trying to talk to Jessica.

by BooBooChaquita February 22, 2011

deeder

n. Human male reproductive organ

"Eric, stop poking me with your deeder." Ann Cap

by Eric October 21, 2004

desperbragger

A person who brags about the littlest things to try to feel better about him/herself

A: Ahh just woke up, hey B, you up?
B: yeah i was just pretending to sleep, i wake up earlier than you
A: god you are such a desperbragger

OR

A: i can brush my teeth faster than you
B: now whos the desperbragger?

by anonymous8336 August 26, 2009

Deperipheralization

A gesture which is used to create a barrier in the line of peripheral sight with the hand in order to indicate the subject being deperipheralized has said/done something incredibly asinine.

Kyle made a stupid comment in the meeting toady and all of the women in proximity to him used their paperwork to achieve Deperipheralization

by Tandem Segue February 27, 2011

Desperation Drunk

When you get drunk enough that you start throwing yourself at anything that moves.

Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.

by dr1nk January 24, 2012

desperation beer

The beer you only drink when you're out of options. Usually left in your fridge by someone else. Often Coors Light.

"Better do a beer run, all I've got left are two Desperation Beers!"

by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012