Dirty iguana

THe dirty iguana originates from the deep jungles of Beliz. It began as an ancient practice of men acquiring a mate without having to worry about another bastard trying to commandeer her. The man would carefully seduce the female and as she succumbed to the seduction she would spread her legs. Quickly the man would spin around 180 degrees and take a huge shit in her pussy. After this no other man would want to tap that. He would then save her and rinse off her vagina for later use. The Mexicans found a way around this however by practicing unbelievable amounts of buttfucking. The natives of Beliz became upset and started skeeting on any Mexicans entering their towns. They then chased them to the northern boarder but Trump had completed his wall and the Mexicans were trapped and drown in semen. The whites were safe and learned the ramifications of the Dirty Iguana.

Man that girl was so hot I gave her the Dirty Iguana and am gonna save her for later.

by Dabien Toe April 26, 2017

daddy direction

Liam Payne is often called Daddy Direction.

Calm down girls......Daddy Direction is here.

by 1 <3 1D February 25, 2018

Dirty LaSala

During anal sex from behind, the male double fish hooks the females mouth with both of his pointer fingers. During this process the male is also singing out loud to the female Downeaster Alexa by the artist known as billy joel.

The fish werent biting today so i performed the Dirty LaSala on her when i got home.

by Thomas LaSala April 15, 2008

Dirty Linus

Dirty Linus is the act of slamming your mega fire cock across your partners face.

Can you please give me a dirty Linus?

by Bantie April 15, 2020

dirnt

1.Onomatopia for the sound a bass makes.
2.Noun. The stage name for green day's bassist, Mike Dirnt.

1. Dir dirn dirnt dir dirnt dir dirn dir dirn dirnt dir dirn....
2.I saw Mike Dirnt at a Green Day concert.

by -shelly July 20, 2005

Dirty Mack

Someone who messes up your chances with a girl by portraying you as untrustworthy, dishonest, a womanizer, or otherwise undesirable.

damn I was bout to hook up with that bitch over there till the god damn dirty mack fucked shit up

by webstedge March 16, 2009

Daddy Directioner

The sexiest most full hearted boy with a six pack and a voice that is so unbeliebly beautiful that it makes girls loose their ovaries. Also known as "Daddy" of One Direction.

I love Liam Payne!

Daddy Directioner?

by skylala12 June 26, 2012