cooter snatch

A vagina!!!!! Plain and simple.

If you plan on having your dick sucked, then you better plan on eating some cooter snatch!!!!!

by Chanel aka Spamdelight September 12, 2006

Humping Coyote

The act of assaulting someone with the Humping Coyote involves making your hand into the shape of a coyote (with your 3rd and 4th fingers together with the thumb and your index and pinky fingers sticking straight up) then preceding to "hump" someone's head or shoulder with the coyote to a beat that you provide.

Jim totally attacked Andra with the humping coyote today, it was sweet!

by humpingcoyote November 8, 2009

Coyote Boring

The feeling of frustration after having had to listen to an eternity of someone's diatribe. The feeling manifests itself as being trapped or cornered accompanied by an overwhelming urge to gnaw off something. The problem is that there is nothing to gnaw off.

This usually occurs in social gatherings where it would be considered inappropriate to leave. It can also happen at work when you just cannot get away from a coworker or worse, boss.

Dave: Hey M, how was your weekend.

Melissa: Saturday was cool. Friday I was stuck at a company function having to listen to the War-And-Peace story from Mr. Teagle from corporate. The guy would just not shut up.

Dave: Coyote Boring?

Melissa: Man I wanted to stick my head in the microwave.

by RogueSun July 31, 2008

Cooter-Poop

Vaginal secretions

I woke up the next morning with her panties next to my bed and they were filled with Cooter-Poop.

by Asian Me July 4, 2009

burnt cooter

When a fat woman starts walking and begins to sweat. The friction of her moving thighs acting on her vagina creates a unique and often overpowering smell known as burnt cooter.

Megan walked over here and all i could smell was burnt cooter.

by John Junior September 28, 2006

[COOTER] PUNCH

TO PUNCH ONE IN THE VAGINA.

WOMAN...IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GOING TO COOTER PUNCH YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK.

by SHARK-BAIT January 12, 2009

cooter bluff

When a man dresses, looks, and or acts like a woman and successfully tricks another male into assuming he is a female

You faggot that's a guy!

or

carter recieved a cooter bluff in the form of ay chay bay barber.

by KAT MAN February 1, 2010