cuncussed

to have a concussion so that the brain can no longer function.

1.hey shae
-hetrrhfghgfys
why cant you talk anymore?
-cause i got hit too many times, and now im cuncussed
oh. k peace.

by FDSHFGDFGD July 17, 2007

cubiclosm

1. an extremely condensed cube of rhinocerous generally found in the tropical regions of South Dakota and in certain types of tomato soup

2. a hypothesis so preposterous that steve most likely made it up (fotc cred there)

3. the feeling you get when you want to stab yourself with plastic scissors. yes, the ones that you used in kindergarden. they dont cut paper. grr.

4. a word to put before explode, explosion, asplode, and kaboom

If you dont stop making up cubiclosms right now, I might explode with impossibility.

Max: You think you could share some of that cubiclosm in your soup
Molly: No, or else i might feel very cubiclostic. I might have a cubiclosm explosion.
Max: You cubiclosm of a woman
Molly: cubiclosm KABOOM!

by Max "Vinegar" Traunstein March 29, 2008

cunction

(noun) a fuctional cunt in action.

"d00d...that girl has such a cunctional pu$$y. makes me jizz EVERY TIME."

(can also be modified into an adjective.)

by bambamtimmie November 26, 2009

Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.

"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

cubicleslave

One of Michelson-Morely'smany alternate ID's used during trolling operations. The nic is probably a reference to the bizarre beliefs and practices of the Branch Floridian cult, to which Michelson-Morely apparently belongs.

All of Michelson-Morely's alternate personalities spout the same brand of extremist capitalist and Nazi shit, and display the same intolerance for dissent.

by anti-Nazi expose September 20, 2004

cuncle

female genitalia

oh my gosh her skirt so short you could see the tampon string hanging from her cuncle

by mercedbabes January 23, 2011

Cunce

A cunt that lacks so much intelligence, she is also a dunce.

Yo that cunce at McDonald's screwed up my order AND spit in my food bro.

Thirsty cunce keeps making shady remarks on boyfriend's page, but can't even spell.

by MissBlazinAsian August 1, 2015