cuban neck tie

Another way to say a slit throat, alluding to the belief that Cubans commonly cut throats.

"Holy shit, Emily! Did you hear about how Marty messed up with those two vatos and they gave him a cuban neck tie? Das fucked up!"

by martinBeezy June 11, 2006

Cuban Missile Crisis

noun. during intercourse or other sexual acts, the failure to keep the penis erect. Commonly referred to as Erectile Disfunction (ED) and treated using Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, etc.

Man, we were having the best sex ever last night but then I had a Cuban Missile Crisis even Kennedy couldn't fix.

by nuttedhard March 17, 2009

Smoking a Cuban

Oral stimulation of the penis coupled with the use of both hands.
Origin: Laura's demonstration on how to smoke a Cuban cigar.

"Have you had your Cuban smoked lately?"

"Hey darlin'! Smoke my Cuban"

"If you'll be smoking a Cuban tonight, I'll let you watch Corri"

by Richard Tesh July 16, 2008

Cuban Eyebrow

Placing penis on the temple of a lover and follow by shooting a stream of man milk accross the brow.

"It was so great, Marko gave me a wonderful Cuban Eyebrow last night!"

by JSKeck January 5, 2008

Cuban Omellete

The art of violently projectile vomiting up the vaginal passage of a starving aids riddled african whore whilst maintaining an air tight seal so as to prevent the re-ejaculation of aids infested chunklets back into the performers mouth or face.

"hey bro that festering slut is gagging for a cuban omellete"

"I took that bitch out back and filled her cum dungeon with a hefty big mac cuban omellete"

by Sancho12342 November 26, 2011

Cuban

Cubans are Very Cold Hearted People . It’s Rare To Find A Person With The Name Cuban. And It’s Also Rare If They Talk To Someone

Cuban Is Used in This Sentence As a Person

by Callmecuban November 25, 2018

Cuban Cuddle

A sex position in which sex is performed in a tanning bed and climax is only achieved when both partners are the correct coloration of a native Cuban.

Alex: Hey, let's make an appointment and go do the Cuban Cuddle.
Mary: Ok! I want to look Cuban anyways! I'm calling the tanning salon as we speak!

by jeffdavis April 14, 2011