Crystal Castles

It's a band and it's got a female singer. She screams into the mic during concerts and at some point jumps in the crowd and then everyone grabs her fanny.

A: My first concert was insane! I was screaming into the mic, then just jumped into the crowd and everyone was grabbing my fanny!

B: Oh, really? Is your band a Crystal Castles tribute or something?

by Minoritiesarethefuture March 29, 2011

poo crystals

when someone has been for a massive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit.

"dear god leona, that was a massive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog"

by barakus May 1, 2006

Crystal Meth

Crystal Meth is a drug that gets you high as a motherfucker.

(Taken from GTA : San Andreas) "Those white boys had me on crystal meth"

by Yo Mama January 5, 2005

Crystal Mess

A tweaker who is extremely strung out;

Any person, place or thing that has been severely damaged due to crystal meth use

"Jesus H, have you seen Bob lately? He hasn't slept in twelve days and his arms are a crystal mess."

by karinova December 24, 2005

crystal meth

the drug of choice nowadays in america that can make a person get high and make them feel real horny when smoked. Then again the person's dick wont get hard and the effects can last for hours or even days.

Last saturday i bought a half-tina worth of crystal meth then later that night i smoked it and i got a high and it made me real horny making me in search of a hook up on the streets.

by jackson, j May 6, 2006

Crystal Castle

To drink heavily very quickly due to change of plans.

My meeting ran late so I only had 30 minutes before the concert... I had to crystal castle it.

by PreGame June 7, 2011

crystal stroker

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009