When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.
John: Where did you get that bruise?!
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day
John: Must have been pretty hearty.
Amy: Yeah
by Sir John Kensington March 21, 2011
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by Confobbler May 28, 2022
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After driving his eighteen wheeler across the country. Hank's date took off his pants and realized he had a bad case of trucker crotch.
by closed call February 6, 2010
Get the trucker crotch mug.Friend crossover is when one friend, introduces another friend to one of her other friends. Then, the two introduced friends, become friends = friend crossover. It can cause extreme angst with the friend who made the introduction, because now they are left at home while her former friends have crossed-over and excluded her from fancy parties and are now new besties!
Emily: I wish I never introduced Gretta to Mikayla. Now they are going to Zach's party together, and didn't even bother to invite me.
Cici: You should have known better - friend crossover never works out! Shoulda' never introduced!
Cici: You should have known better - friend crossover never works out! Shoulda' never introduced!
by Funny Moms March 30, 2015
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by electricseaweed76 March 27, 2021
Get the get crocodile rocked mug.The most grueling, tiring, REWARDING sport EVER. Cross Country is hard but it makes a person really healthy. Requires a lot of running which makes a person's body tight, lean, and graceful looking. XC guys aren't gay! They're hot as hell. And us girls...well...you know! XC is so much fun!!!
XC Runner: A 10 minute cooldown run after a 5k? Hey, I'm down.
XC Runner 2: Let's go past the hot XC guys!
XC Runner: Yeah!!
XC Runner 2: Let's go past the hot XC guys!
XC Runner: Yeah!!
by ilovepp954 September 17, 2005
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