Crapper's Foot

A temporary condition where one's foot (feet) falls asleep while sitting - usually on the toilet while defecating.

I was on the can for an hour, now I've got a serious case of Crapper's Foot.

by firebrand13 December 11, 2012

crapping out a kid

When a woman bears multiple children, under a year apart, from multiple fathers whose identities are unbeknowst.

Tammy Lynn is due for crapping out a kid this week, that makes number 4. Just in time for her 21st birthday, hope all 4 baby daddies can attend.

by obgynfolifelrar April 19, 2014

Crappe

Another word for Frappe. Cer-ra-ppe. Also another word for Stupid.

Crappe

Frappe is one Crappe.

by slivermist88 December 27, 2019

crack pipe cramps

Cramps caused by to much pipe smoking, usualy effecting the lips and eyes. Often mistaken for blowers cramp
simptums include, purked out lips still in the pipe sucking position and crossed eyes that are still focused about 3-5 inches past the nose(where the lighter would be). May also cause some slurred speach.

"Dude what's wrong with your face, your Crack Pipe Cramps are so bad you can't even look straight.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

Crappetite

The need or want to eat certain foods because of the pleasure you receive from crapping it out. For example, spicy food because it burns your asshole or garlicky beans because you can kill trees with your gas and peel the paint off the walls when you blow up your bathroom.

Example 1: I have a real crappetite for that ghost pepper sauce, there's no better butthole burn!

Example 2: I have a real crappetite for baby food because how it eats isn't as important as how it craps.

by Dr.FartScientist June 8, 2017

Crapper

an amature hiphop rapper who so untalented. "His rap stank like crap!'

a very bad, inexperienced hiphop rapper with little or talent.

by boris lugosi September 30, 2004

CAPPS

Computer Assisted Passenger Pre-screening System. AKA: "Big Brother"; it allows the government to have access to your personal information so they can run an extensive background check on you whenever you book a flight. Welcome to 1984, folks.

See also: wordThe terrorists have won/word.

Whoever thought this bullshit system up should be branded a traitor and "capped".

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003